table of contents The Feed The Projects Making the YOLO Post Detector Conclusion LinkedIn is a soul-sucking hole of professionalism and a pit of hell that not even my worst enemy should spend the rest of his days in. It’s this concoction of performative productivity and corpo speak producing cursed artifacts beyond human comprehension. A place where normal human text goes to die and can only be kept alive by an LLM like a radiation protection suit. And I wanted to look into the performative projects people keep making that are all over my feed. The Feed It is legit the most unbearable stuff you would see. My third cousin got hit by a truck🚚💥 today! Here’s what it taught me about business management👇 And everyone carries this fake tone of being “visionary” and “forward-thinking” and “professional” It’s SO tiring. The Projects And then you look at the projects they are posting.…