I've been on a spreadsheet kick lately.

Not for finances — for Bed Wars Roblox. After watching tier list arguments on Discord for three weeks, I started keeping notes on every match where I could attribute a win or loss specifically to kit selection rather than bad plays or uneven teams.

After about 160 tracked matches, I have thoughts. Here's what I actually found.

Why most tier lists get this wrong

The problem with community tier lists is they're usually written from a solo-ranked perspective, which isn't the only — or even the most common — way people play Bed Wars. A kit that's S tier in solo ranked can be genuinely mediocre in squad play where coordination changes what you need from your role.

I tested kits in both contexts. My tier placement reflects overall usefulness, not just "highest solo solo winrate."

S Tier

Knight earns this. The protection + knockback combo is consistent enough that you can see its value across different team compositions.…