I can think of more than a few men right now that I would curse. Luckily, I live in the age of Etsy witches—an extremely online phenomenon that has given us access to spell-casting supernatural divas who conveniently own online storefronts.

I’ve used Etsy witches in the past. I’ve paid for love and devotion spells (sorry to my boyfriend—but hey, it worked), success spells, and the occasional “road opener” spell to clear my path of any obstacles. And while I personally haven’t gone down the route of using a spell for someone else’s downfall, the option is definitely there (and very, very tempting these days).

For some Etsy witches, cursing someone means making the target’s day slightly inconvenient. But for others, it’s much more extreme (sickness, poverty, and sometimes even death). But I personally think current day Etsy witches could learn a thing or two from their medieval ancestors whose curses consisted of a little more pizzazz.…