Posted on Oct 26, 2026 UTC

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This person whose neighbor's kids literally SHOT through their home:

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This person who moved into a new house, only for the neighbor's kids to break their windows:

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This person whose son ate a battery:

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This person who made wings and then later discovered that their son took one bite out of EACH one:

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This person whose daughter left the garden hose running all night, which ended up flooding the whole basement:

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This person whose daughter rearranged their keyboard in alphabetical order:

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This person whose son left the tap water running the DAY BEFORE their landlord's house inspection:

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This person whose kid put a T-ball tube down their car exhaust:

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This person whose 3-year-old pulled off and hid the handle of the master bath:

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This person who took their eyes off their baby for two seconds while at the supermarket:

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This person whose kid got locked in the bathroom:

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This parent whose kids forgot to close the door:

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This person…