Spoiler warning: This article reveals details from episode seven of The Celebrity Traitors, series two.

Six days is a long time in The Celebrity Traitors.

So it was a relief to be put out of our misery as last Friday's literal yawn-fest came to its slow-burning conclusion; the traitorous trio eventually succeeding in their mission to kill in plain sight.

The snoozefest - which involved reluctant traitor James Acaster making faithful Ross Kemp yawn by boring him to tears - meant the paranoid EastEnders star was finally put out of his misery.

On learning his fate, the actor turned to Shakespeare - who else?

"To thine own self be true," he declared, quoting Polonius from Hamlet.

"And I was."

As usual at breakfast, the faithfuls seated early mused over who may have been murdered overnight: "If Jerry's not here, I don't think I can handle it," Romesh Ranganathan confessed.

Jerry Hall was charmingly late to the party.…