Published Apr 29, 2026, 12:49 PM EDT

Between the large list of diseases and a meta revolving around inbred cats, it's hard to talk about Mewgenics without sounding absurd

These might be the most unhinged video game patch notes of 2026

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It's hard to form any sentences about Mewgenics that could objectively be called normal . Even so, a recent overhaul of the turn-based strategy game where cats constantly die features patch notes that sound absurd even if you have the full context of what they mean.

Like, what do you mean the Tank move "Ass Blast" was strengthened to ensure your tush fumes have a larger blast radius? Here's a funny one: The boss of Mewgenics ' Future region, Hitler 2, will no longer be able to miss the player with his suicide move.…