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"My mom, bless her little soul, eats extremely healthy and avoids things like white sugar, bad fats, etc. One of her favorite and rare treats is a non-fat, sugar-free frozen yogurt from our local ice cream shop. I took her there once, and she ordered their maple walnut yogurt. She loved it. Raved about it. Craved it. She asked me to stop one day and pick up a pint for her. I asked, and the girl at the counter said they don't have that flavor in sugar-free/fat-free yogurt, only in ice cream. I asked if they ever had that flavor in yogurt, and she said no. My mom misread the flavors and had ice cream!!! She didn't die, she didn't combust into flames, she LOVED it. So I got her a pint of it. We are now almost a decade deep into this secret."

"The whole family knows, and if she were to ever find out, well... we might be on the news for a multiple homicide. My younger brother was once tasked with picking up her pint and didn't know the secret. He called her up and told her, and she called me up freaking out.…