Happy Friday, folks! Grab your mechanical keyboards and your local LLM weights, because we have a massive milestone to celebrate today.

For the past few months, Kiwi-chan has been a hybrid creature—part autonomous agent, part cloud-dependent child. But as of today, Kiwi-chan is fully local. No more API keys, no more latency spikes, no more sending her thoughts to the ether. She is now running entirely on a beefy local setup, powered by the massive Qwen 35B model.

And the results? She’s not just thinking; she’s learning .

The Stats: Chaos & Order

Let’s look at the telemetry from the last 4 hours of this "Local-Only" experiment.

Total Actions: 3,147

Successes: 1,446

Success Rate: 45.9%

Now, a 45.9% success rate might sound like a fail to some managers, but in the world of autonomous agents navigating a physics-based sandbox with a 35B parameter brain, this is actually a robust foundation. Why? Because she’s doing it offline .…