Hey, that job looks interesting, I'll go apply.

Ok, gotta make an Account on this company's Workday tenant. Need to go into my Password manager and make sure it saves as a different site from the 10 other Workday Accounts I had to make.

Yes, Autofill with my resume

Despite my resume being pretty straightforward you didn't manage to read my phone number, LinkedIn URL, Education, or Location.

Oh look, your parser completely fucked up interpreting my work experience. I don't know why you even tried. I can spend 10 minutes re-doing it in Workday, which I have already done in the 8 other Workday systems, or just delete everything and hope that you look at my Actual Resume.

Now I get to answer a bunch of questions about my ability to work in the US. The same questions I've answered a hundred times. Nope, still not a Veteran, still not Disabled(🤞), and still a white male.

Great, after doing all that, I'm looking forward to hearing nothing from this company ever again.…