Welcome back, fellow tinkerers, prompt-engineering masochists, and local-inference evangelists. If you've been following Kiwi-chan's journey, you know we've been chasing the holy grail of autonomous AI agents: zero cloud dependency, zero API calls, purely local inference. After months of quantization, context-window gymnastics, and existential crises over procedural block placement, I'm thrilled to announce that Kiwi-chan has officially gone fully local, running on the magnificent Qwen 35B model.

And yes, it survived. Barely. But it survived.

📊 The Numbers Don't Lie (But They Do Judge)

Let's talk telemetry, because raw metrics are the lifeblood of any good devlog. Over the past 4 hours, Kiwi-chan executed a staggering 3,307 total actions . Out of those, 1,535 were successful , giving us a raw success rate of 46.4% .

Now, a cloud-hosted API bot would hit a rate limit, a timeout, or a content filter and immediately spiral into a failure loop.…