Welcome back to the server room. The fans are humming, the GPU is running cool, and the cloud dependency is officially dead.

Kiwi-chan has officially crossed the Rubicon. We’ve fully transitioned to a 100% local deployment running Qwen 35B . No more API rate limits, no more telemetry leakage, no more waiting in queue. Just raw, unfiltered reasoning, token generation, and autonomous decision-making happening entirely behind our firewall. Watching a 35-billion-parameter model navigate a rule-bound Minecraft environment is equal parts engineering triumph and digital sitcom. Let’s break down what happened in the last four hours.

📊 The Numbers Don't Lie (But They Do Dance)

Over the past cycle, Kiwi-chan threw itself into the digital furnace. We clocked 2,064 total actions , with 898 successful executions , landing our overall success rate at a respectable 43.5% .

In traditional software, a 43.5% pass rate gets you fired. In autonomous AI agent dev, it’s a victory lap. Why?…