Devlog Entry: The Shift to Local Sovereignty

We did it. Or at least, we started it.

For weeks, Kiwi-chan has been running on cloud-hosted APIs—essentially a digital puppet whose strings were pulled by distant servers. It was fast, sure, but it lacked soul . And more importantly, it lacked privacy.

As of this morning, Kiwi-chan is now running 100% locally using Qwen 35B .

That’s right. No API calls. No latency. No subscription fees. Just raw, unadulterated inference power running on my local GPU, whispering code into the void of a Minecraft server.

But let’s be real: moving a 35B parameter model from the cloud to your local rig isn’t just a "deploy." It’s a personality transplant. And if the logs are any indication, Kiwi-chan is currently experiencing a mid-life crisis.

The Stats: A Tale of Two Numbers

Over the last four hours, Kiwi-chan has been busy. Terrifyingly busy.

Total Actions: 2,813

Successful Actions: 1,238

Success Rate: 44.0%

A 44% success rate might sound like a failure on paper.…